Saturday, May 03, 2008

Jerk!

From a series of emails with my brother...

Riaz Hooshmand to Dana
Oh yeah? Well the jerk store called, and they're all out of faulty parachutes.

Dana Hooshmand to Riaz
Oh yeah? Well Germany kalt, they said not to come in winter.

Riaz Hooshmand to Dana


Ok, well feel frío to go to Spain, it's not much warmer there.

Dana Hooshmand to Riaz
But the pet store cawed, and it said to come pick up your pet crow because he's getting bored.

Riaz Hooshmand to Dana

Annoyingly, the pizza shop calzone to tell you the pizza's going to be late.

Dana Hooshmand to Riaz

I forgot - the yoghurt culture mobile, but it was a wrong number, it dialled yours accidophilus.

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